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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Most Anticipated New Releases Of March 2014

Most Anticipated New Releases Of March 2014
The subsequent list is comprised of books and novellas my friends, family, and I are greatest looking hurl to reading in Validate. It also consists of books by popular authors and others I've heard a lot of lump about. I am not skillful and sometimes I'll innocently throw one or above books off the list that I shouldn't. Let me expose if one of your favorites is left. Sometimes my search techniques just don't work as well as I wish they did.

The list is split into weekly releases. If you'd like to read a book's story, just clap on the sprinkling photo and you'll be magically transferred to Goodreads. Revive a book a day keeps the clich at bay! Chirpy reading.

Validate 1st - Ache Knives by Charles Rosenberg


Validate 1st - The Rented Mule by Bobby Cole

Validate 3rd - Act of Beautify (PSI-Ops / Eternal Ops) by Mandy M. Roth

Validate 3rd - Crashed (The Provoked Trilogy) by K. Bromberg

Validate 4th - Clean Loaded (A Doc Ford Novel) by Randy Wayne Waxen

Validate 4th - The Bootlegger (An Isaac Sphere Motion picture) by Clive Cussler and Justin Scott

Validate 4th - Cole's Redemption: An Alpha Small package Novel by J.D. Tyler

Validate 4th - Dead Surrounded by the Lines: A Devereaux's Dime Store Air of mystery by Swanson, Denise

Validate 4th - The Pedigree of the Officer (Tributary Two of The Walking Dead Cycle) by Bonansinga, Jay

Validate 4th - The Finisher by Baldacci, David (Children Older)

Validate 4th - Consent the Divan by Daryl Clump Gerber


Validate 4th - Slaughter of Crows: A Novel of the Others by Anne Bishop

Validate 4th - Pearls and Acrimony (A Weight Edifice Air of mystery) by Mysterious, Duffy

Validate 4th - Half-Off Ragnarok: An Incryptid Novel by McGuire, Seanan

Validate 4th - Hysteria by Oliver, Lauren

Validate 4th - Reaper's Vow (The Low temperature Reapers) by McCarty, Sarah

Validate 4th - The Reimburse of Brody McBride (The McBrides) by Jennifer Ryan

Validate 4th - Sapphires Are an Earl's Paramount Socialize (Jewels of the Ton) by Galen, Shana

Validate 4th - Break of the Worry (Focus of the Worry) by Terry Stab

Validate 4th - Steeped in Despicable (A Tea Edifice Air of mystery) by Childs, Laura

Validate 4th - Theirs to Support (A Horrible Lovers Novel) by Black, Shayla

Validate 4th - Nasty (The Stain Cycle Book 2) by Rachel Van Dyken

Validate 4th - Misery in Mind: The Serene Stories, Gift 3 by Jeffery Deaver

Validate 4th - Werewolf in Las Vegas (A Wild About You) by Thompson, Vicki Lewis

Validate 4th - The Winner's Undoing (Winner's Trilogy) by Marie Rutkoski

Validate 5th - Directly To Be Next You by Bella Andre


Validate 6th - Wayfarer: A Tale of Poise and Mental illness (Tales of Poise and Mental illness) by St. Swank, Lili

Validate 6th - Words of Brightness (The Stormlight Records) by Sanderson, Brandon

Validate 11th - Afterburn A Penn Go Novella (Increase Creature) by Greg Iles

Validate 18th - Fierce Heat; Shifters At no cost Novella by Jennifer Ashley

Validate 18th - Maybe Someday by Colleen Hoover


Validate 18th - Nowhere to be found You by Harlan Coben

Validate 21st - Vile: The Faces of Despicable Series: Book 8 by Debra Webb

Validate 24th - NYPD Red 2 (NYPD Red #2) by James Patterson and Marshall Karp

Validate 25th - Surrounded by the Devil and Ian Eversea: Pennyroyal Unversed Cycle by Ache, Julie Anne

Validate 25th - Bite Me (The Admiration Cycle) by Laurenston, Shelly

Validate 25th - Sprout Street Brides: A Sprout Street Novel by Macomber, Debbie

Validate 25th - The Brightest Night (Wings of Flare (#5) by Sutherland, Tui T.

Validate 25th - Expand Mother country to Me (Whiskey Countenance) by Novak, Brenda

Validate 25th - Warning of Hazard (Taste In disguise) by Spread, Lori

Validate 25th - Fool Me Twin by Meredith Duran


Validate 25th - The Midnight Witch by Brackston, Paula

Validate 25th - Moonlight on My Individual by Jennifer McQuiston

Validate 25th - Well-known (Max Nobility Novels) by Allison Brennan

Validate 25th - In a slapdash fashion Territory by Nichole People

Validate 25th - The Seduction of Skip Amelia Sphere (The MacGregors: Table Heirs) by Quinn, Paula

Validate 25th - Low temperature Store(The Cousins O'Dwyer Trilogy #2) by Roberts, Nora

Validate 25th - Sample Birds (Blood Ties #3) by Nix, Garth and Williams, Sean

Validate 25th - Veronica Mars: The Thousand-Dollar Tan Road (Vintage) by Thomas, Rob and Graham, Jennifer

Validate 25th - Three Weeks Next Female X (Radical Duchesses) by James, Eloisa

Validate 25th - Distorted (The Implicated Cycle) by Emma People

Validate 25th - Unwound: The Mastered Cycle by Lorelei James

Validate 25th - Waiting On You (Soft Heron) by Higgins, Kristan

Validate 25th - Waking the Dead (Cafferty & Quinn Novels) by Graham, Heather

Validate 27th - The Older Teenager by Jessica Sorensen


Saturday, February 8, 2014

The Doodle Bra

The Doodle Bra
Last week, I went on a one-day road trip with my nieces, Molly and Caroline. They girls are early teens - 14 and 13, respectively.

While making our cold, windy, and rainy way up to Ogunquit, Maine, the girls provided entertainment by reading from "Seventeen Magazine".

Now, I was never a big reader of "Seventeen", my era's teen Bible, which may explain why I didn't figure out how to choose fashionable clothing, wear make up, or flirt until I was well into middle age (if I ever did). But I did see "Seventeen" on occasion, and my recall is a lot of madras, a lot of bangs, and a lot of articles on whether it's okay to beat a boy at tennis. (Not if you want him to ask you back out.) A girl from my high school was featured in a column one month. Her claim on fame was having a brother who was made the national poster child for Down kids.

"Seventeen" has come a long way, baby, and it ain't all good.

Forget "should I kiss on the first date?"

These days, it's an article on how to avoid STD's during summer flings. (Don't forget the condoms.) This was accompanied by a first-person cautionary account of a 14 year old who acquired a tan" and" herpes on a fun-in-the-sun family vacation to Mexico. Whatever happened to mini-golf? Ol'e! (O-lay?)

In contrast, there was some teeny, wholesome throwback advice on how to have a fun date. "Why not suggest a McCaf'e?" Absent the product placement, this could have been found in the teen-mags of my era. So perhaps all is not lost.

My favorite article was about a young woman who had started a company with her father. Their big idea was so, well, big idea-ish, that they got friends and family to invest in it. The investors (and I'm going from recall of Caroline's narration) included the boyfriend of Rachel Segal - the inventor, or discoverer, or whateverer of the Doodle Bra. The beau had 10,000 saved up from his Marine tours, which he sunk in Rachel's business. In retrospect, he would have been better off financially if she'd suggested a McCaf'e.

Doodle Bra, you may well be asking yourself. What, pray tell, is a Doodle Bra?

Well, it's a plain old vanilla bra that you draw on with washable pens. It's similar to the Doodle Bear, which was why Rachel's Daddy Dearest, Randy Segal, made the immediate connection when he saw his daughter strutting around in a bra that her friends had doodled on.

The Eureka moment, or perhaps the Billy Ray Cyrus moment, is born. Let's call it a Doodle Bra and sell it on the Internet! We'll be rich! We'll be famous! Our ship has finally come in, in the form of a plain white bra and an erasable marker.

But you have to spend money to make money, and the Segals needed "other people's" money to make "their" money. Which seems only fair, since the Segals were the brains behind the outfit.

Fast forward a while.

The Doodle Bra is making some sales, and getting quite a bit of publicity. (2009 must have been a hectic "Pink Slip" news year. How else to explain how I missed the Doodle Bra?)

And then the investors started making polite inquiries.

Come to find out, unbeknownst to Rachel Segal, Randy Segal and his wife (I'm guessing she's Rachel's step mother, because she's only 11 years older than Rachel but, hey, you never know), have been living (and vacationing in Hawaii) off of the investors' "investment".

Rachel is no longer on speaking terms with her father, who's made reimbursement and done some short time for his antics. And she hopes to keep on keeping on with the Doodlebra biz, which has this to say for itself:

The goal of DOODLE BRATM is to provide a multipurpose product for girls and young women that inspires creativity, fun, and sharing of ideas while still being an affordable necessity...Each person can design and create their own fashions over and over again for the price of a single garment...The DOODLE BRATM allows the customer to maximize their spending power by receiving happiness and entertainment for the value of purchasing the necessary garment alone...

Multipurpose product: bra and creativity-inspiring, happiness conferring, and entertainment producing item.

Well, wouldn't you get the same bang for the buck - maybe even more bang - with a tee-shirt? Also a necessary garment and one on which you can show off the post-doodle results" in public".

The DOODLE BRATM is about empowering young girls to be comfortable with their sexuality while still having fun and knowing it is "GREAT" to be girls...

Ah, but a tee-shirt (unless it was a wet tee-shirt, which might end up with doodles being smeared) would not do such a good job "empowering young girls to be comfortable with their sexuality." So it just had to be a bra (because tweener boys are so in touch - get it? in touch? hah-hah - with their sexuality that you don't need a Doodle Jock).

Now, I well understand that, given the sexualization/ trashification of our culture and commerce (which has become our culture), tweener girls need to hear some straight talk about sexuality in a way that the relatively chaste and relatively chador-clad girls of my era did not have to.

Case in point: My niece Molly has a parochial school classmate whose 8 year old sister did this fill in the blanks when her mother said "Sticks and stones can break my bones."

"But whips and chains excite me."

In the breathless words of Rihanna. Who was, of all things given her lyrical bent, a victim of domestic violence.

If an 8 year old Catholic school kid is exposed to this matter...

So yes, indeed, parents are going to have to have R-rated conversations with their children while they're still little ones. Either that or home school them; make all their clothes out of homespun; don't allow any access to TV, music, or the Internet; never set foot in a Toys 'R Us; and, if it is ever necessary to go out of the walled and shuttered family home, blindfold the kids until they get to the next walled and shuttered safe house.

Still, to me, there's something a bit perturbing about positioning bra-doodling as a good and healthy vehicle to making tweeners understand what's meaningful and appropriate with respect to their nascent sexuality.

And tweeners seem to be getting younger:


DOODLE BRATM comes in "training bra" type called a "Cami" for girls as young as 5 years old and older.

Five years old. Isn't that the age when you're still supposed to be worrying about peeing in your pants, writing your name in block letters, and tying your shoes?

By the way, Doodle Bras go up in size to 42 DD which - scourge of obesity aside - probably surpasses the needs of the tweener community.

Girls from today on will only know that when you start to become a young lady;

You get your first "DOODLE BRATM".

That moment used to occur around getting your first bra-bra. And/or your first period.

In those days, the only thing we got to write on was an autograph book. Or a stuffed "autograph hound." On which you writ in permanent, indelible ink. But in today's ephemeral world, who wants anything permanent? I have to say, worry about the Communists aside, it was a lot easier to be a kid back then.

As for Doodle Bra, in a canny product line extension, there's now a Doodle Pantie, which gets us even closer to that tweener - "girls as young as 5 years old" - sexuality that the Doodle Bra folks want girls to get comfortable with.

I suppose that at a time when the top 1% of the population are on their way to controlling 50% and beyond of the nation's wealth - at which point, Banana Republic will shift from being a consumer brand to serving as a sobriquet for the good old USA - I suppose I should be more in favor of someone from the bottom 99% taking a shot on the goal of movin' on up.

But I can't help but thinking that the Doodle Bra is yet one more handbasket in which we're all heading to hell in.